Today in Seattle, as I walked on Broadway in Capitol Hill, I met a man with a handlebar moustache, suspenders, and an upper arm tattoo that read “I Like People” walking what I could only guess was a hamster on a leash. His name was Rocky and the little dog went by the temporary name of Pretend. She is a pure breed little fluff and is selling for $500. Rocky needs her to be in the arms of her new owner before he returns to the Tri-Cities next week. Be warned that Pretend is not a Dood Magnet, much to Rocky’s chagrin.
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